10 Family Friendly Movie Insults


If you’ve ever seen that 10 minute video going around on the Interwebs that highlights movie’s best insults, you know that you’d best not play it with younguns around…I mean, WOW. Some mighty colorful language in it. I thought it might be fun to put together some movie insults that are suitable for the chillens. As Toy Story’s Woody said “The word I’m searching for I can’t say ’cause there’s pre-school toys present.”  Below, you’ll find some quotes that are pretty much okay for the pre-school set, toys or otherwise.


“You clinking, clanking, clattering collection of caliginous junk!” – THE WIZARD OF OZ

“You are a sad, strange little man.” –  TOY STORY

“The ’60s weren’t good to you, were they?” – CARS

“Of course you don’t know. You don’t know because only I know. If you knew and I didn’t know, then you’d be teaching me instead of me teaching you – and for a student teach his teacher is both presumptuous and rude. Do I make myself clear?” – WILLY WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY

“Sloppy, underdressed, immature, clumsy. Please, they’ll eat you up alive! Gullible, naive positively grubby, Ditzy and a bit…mmm… vauge.  Plus, I believe gettin’ kind of chubby. I’m just saying cause I wuv you…” – TANGLED

“Let’s take a look-see. Hate your hair. Not likely. Yikes. Yikes. Yikes. And, let me guess, you have a great personality.” – THE EMPEROR’S NEW GROOVE

“Though we adore men individually, we agree that as a group they’re rather stupid.” – MARY POPPINS

“And YOU: friendless, brainless, helpless, hopeless! Do you want me to send you back to where you were? Unemployed, in Greenland?” – THE PRINCESS BRIDE

“You’re speechless, I see. A fine quality in a wife.” – ALADDIN

“I’ve eaten things that didn’t complain this much.” – ICE AGE