Movie Quotes

I keep a journal of some of favorite movie quotes, so I figured I would put some on the blog from time to time. Enjoy, and feel free to send me some of your favorites!


 “Not that I mind a slight case of abduction now and then, but I have tickets for the theatre this evening.” – North by Northwest / 1959

“I’ve got to have money. Doctor’s orders are that I must have a lot of money. Otherwise, I become dull, listless, and have trouble with my complexion.” – Beat of the Devil / 1954

“Now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.” – Spaceballs/ 1987

“You’re dumber than you think I think you are.” – Chinatown / 1974

“The truth is you make your own destiny, understand? You don’t wait for it to come to you.” – Only You/ 1994

“You can’t spend the rest of your life crying. It annoys people at the movies.” – The Odd Couple / 1968

“I think he’s kinda cute. He reminds me of a dog that nobody wants.” – The Goodbye Girl / 1977

“Well, what would you do with a brain if you had one?” – The Wizard of Oz/ 1939

“You’re two wonderful people who happened to fall in love and happen to have a pigmentation problem.” – Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner/ – 1967

“It’s our dreams, doctor, that carry us on. They separate us from the beasts. I wouldn’t want to go on living if I thought it was all just eating and sleeping and taking my clothes off – I mean putting them on.” Harvey / 1950

“It turns out, with due respect, when all is said and done, that there’s no such thing as you!” – Mary Poppins/ 1964

“It’s the same thing your whole life: Clean up your room, stand up straight, pick up your feet, take it like a man, be nice to your sister, don’t mix beer and wine ever. And oh yeah, don’t drive on the railroad tracks!” – Groundhog Day/ 1993

“I am gonna have more fans than Elvis. Yeah! And I won’t even be dead.” – Casual Sex/ 1988

“Well, I always say the law was meant to be interpreted in a lenient manner and that’s why I try to do. Sometimes I lean to one side of it, sometimes I lean to the other.” – Hud/ 1963

“Dead? That’s serious. Can I help?” – Orlando / 1993

“Hello, this is Harris. I’m in right now, so you can talk to me personally. Please start talking at the sound of the beep.” – L.A. Story/ 1991

“Good to be alive. There’s so many things ya can’t do when you’re dead.” – Life Stinks/ 1991

“There’s some places where the road keeps going.” – Pleasantville/ 1998

“You don’t have to pay me, but you can’t fire me.”  A Day at the Races/ 1937

“It’s not easy having a good time. Even smiling makes my face ache.” – The Rocky Horror Picture Show / 1975

“We are all interested in this future for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember my friends, future events such as these will affect you in the future.”  Plan 9 From Outer Space / 1958

Baseball Movie Quotes

To celebrate that baseball season is here, please enjoy some of the best baseball movie quotes!



“Every time you’re up at bat, give it everything ya got, and be sure to tag all the bases all the time.”The Pride of St. Louis / 1952

“You can’t breathe through your eyelids.” Bull Durham / 1988

“In all humility, I’m the greatest baseball player of all time. Nobody even come a close second.” Cobb / 1994

“Well, it was great game with everybody givin’ it everything they had and you can’t do more than that and you never should do no less.” The Pride of St. Louis / 1952

“You tryin’ to say Jesus Christ can’t hit a curveball?” Major League/ 1989

“The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It’s been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt, and erased again, but baseball has marked the time. This field, this game, is a part of our past, Ray. It reminds us of all that once was good and it could be again. Oh people will come, Ray. People will most definitely come.” – Field of Dreams / 1989

“As much of a better pitcher as I am than Paul, that’s how much a better pitcher he is than me.” – The Pride of St. Louis / 1952

“Well I believe in the soul, the dawn, the evening, the small of a woman’s back, the hangin’ curveball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing AstroTurf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Good Night.” – Bull Durham / 1988

“You guys be good. Get dirty.” – A League of Their Own/ 1992

“We’ll keep teaching the children English and you keep learnin’ them baseball.” – The Pride of St. Louis/ 1952

Movie Quotes

I keep a journal of some of favorite movie quotes, so I figured I would put some on the blog from time to time. Enjoy, and feel free to send me some of your favorites!


“If you put your mind to it, you can accomplish anything.” – Back to the Future / 1985

“And remember Sparky, whatever they tell you, you can never have too much sugar.” – Michael / 1996

“The only real blasphemy is the refusal of joy.” – Jeffrey / 1995

“You know, you’re much scarier in real life than you are in the movie.” Ed Wood / 1994

“We at the FBI do not have a sense of humor that we are aware of.” Men in Black / 1997

“It’s easy to be outnumbered when you’re a zero.” George of the Jungle / 1997

“I swear if you existed I’d divorce you.” Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf / 1996

“Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Some of us drink because we’re not poets.” Arthur / 1981

“Bring down a copy of my will and an eraser, okay?” Everyone Says I Love You / 1996

“On this ship you will refer to me as “idiot” not “you captain”. – Spaceballs / 1987

“People get killed in grocery stores. Don’t mean I should stop eating.” Get on the Bus / 1996

“Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here. This is the War Room!” – Dr. Strangelove / 1964

“You answer it and if it’s anybody I don’t want to speak to him.” – Viva Las Vegas / 1964

“Morons! Your bus is leaving.” – Groundhog Day / 1993

“Why do you think Don Octavio Del Flores is Dr. Mickler?” – Don Juan Demarco / 1995

“Hell’s bells, Jim. I almost puked up my livers!” – The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn/ 1993

“Kirk was wrong when he said I didn’t know where movie scripts left off and life began. A script has to make sense and life doesn’t.” – The Barefoot Contessa/ 1954

Man, I got mind control over Debo. He be like “shut the fuck up” – I be quiet. But when he leave – I be talkin’ again!” –Friday / 1995

“Well, you lose a son, it’s possible to get another. There is only one Maltese Falcon.” – The Maltese Falcon / 1941

“The human spirit is more powerful than any drug and that is what needs to be nourished with work, play, friendship, family, these are the things that matter. This what we’d forgotten. The simplest things.” – Awakenings / 1990

“I tell you one thing, if you ever say another word about me or make another indecent proposal, I’m gonna get that gun of mine and change you from a rooster to a hen with one shot!” – 9 to 5 / 1980

“I refuse to be in a club where half the members are dead.” – The Cemetery Club / 1993

“Nobody looks as much like you do as you do.” – The Secret Life of Walter Mitty / 1947

“Would you like to have breakfast with me? Shall I phone you or nudge you?” – Sneakers/ 1992

“I’m not drowning myself, I’m just freaking out!” – Gung Ho/ 1985

“I don’t like him. I’ll think of a reason later.” – Deadline USA / 1952